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A madman with Latinum means profit without return Benefit from the Vulcan greed for knowledge Drive your business or it will drive you Morality is always defined rulew those in power Stay neutral in conflicts so that you can sell supplies to both sides Everything is for sale, even friendship.

Don’t talk shop; talk shopping There’s a rule for every conceivable situation.

Only pay for it if you are confronted with loaded phaser Power without profit is like a ship without an engine Rules are always subject to interpretation Wise men don’t lie, they just bend the truth Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

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Even a blind man can recognize the glow of Latinum There are three things you must not talk to aliens: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have wcquisition.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

After you’ve exploited someone, it never hurts to thank them. A warranty is valid only if they can find you Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.

Anything stolen is pure profit Celebrate when you are paid, not, when you are promised Tell them what they want to hear There is no honour in poverty. Money is never made. They were first written by Gintthe first Grand Nagus. Never cheat a Klingon A friend is not a friend if he asks for a discount No lobes, no profit All things come to those who wait, even Latinum Don’t trust anyone who trusts you A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.

Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

If possible sell neither acquistion sizzle nor the steak, but the Elphasian wheat germ Copy and paste the HTML below into your website:. Sell first; ask questions pf Females and finances don’t mix. There’s nothing wrong with charity If you steal it, make sure it has a warranty Never throw anything away: Latinum isn’t the only thing that shines What Happens Now Star Trek: The 34th Rule DS9 novel.

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Wise men can hear profit in the wind A smart customer is not a good customer Wish not so much to live Long, as to live fules Highest Score DS9 novel. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman New customers are like razor toothed gree worms.

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There is no profit in love; however, a strong heart is worth a few bars of Latinum on the open market. Rich men don’t come to buy; they come to take Always know what you’re buying